Mo doesn't want me to tell you this, but I once had sex with his wife, before she was his wife, but while I knew he was in love with her, and I don't know if I can ever live that down. Now I am married, and happily I may add, and I don't want anyone other than you to know. I am a sonofabitch.
Today, he wants me to kiss his ass though, and I am not married to her, so I refuse. He wants everyone to bow down to the holy Clower ass, and we all rise up, and say no. Each and every one of us.
I am so sorry to you, dear readers, but not to him. He's an asshole and I just want all of you to know that.
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